Just in case no one told you today:
- Good morning
- You’re beautiful
- I love you
- Nice butt
My father broke my heart long before any boy had the chance to.(via themajesticowl)
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
I’m a gentleman, and I agree with this by 100%.
Oh my goodness yes please I would take such good care of those animals! And that offering sounds pretty spot on. I like this idea a lot! Thank you!